'Ze Masochism Tango' by baronessofblades, literature
Literature
'Ze Masochism Tango'
Disclaimer:I do NOT own Transformers:Animated,nor Tom Lehrer's Masochism Tango.(Lyrics have been altered to suit Blitzwing's accent)
"Ze Masochism Tango"
BlitzwingxBlackArachnia...somewhat
(Inspired by Shimmering Phoneix's "Blitzwing's Dance School"...Hope I do it justice.)
(Scene opens with BlackArachnia, clad in a blood-red gown, dressed to kill, on all levels. Before her, Blitzwing, in his Icy mode, dressed...in a tuxedo? Music starts, both bow-and curtsy- and take their positions.Blitzwing wraps an arm around 'Arachnia while the other holds her hand. Blitzwing, to Blackarachnia's horror, then switches to Random and sings-rather horrib